about · allegedly
there is no about us. there are shirts.
// where this came from
we don't remember starting this.
one day there was a shirt. it said one thing.
someone asked where it was from. we said nothing.
that worked. so we made another one.
// the frog
people ask about the frog. we understand. we also have questions.
it is not a logo. it is not a mascot. it showed up. it lives here now. poke it. it won't help.
the frog represents ███████ ████ ██████. its presence is ██████████. we are legally and spiritually unable to comment further. the frog has declined our requests for comment. the frog declines most things.
// what this actually is
- we make black t-shirts.
- each one says one thing.
- that's the whole company.
- there is no second idea.
- we will not put it on a hoodie. don't ask.
// what this is not
- ✕
a lifestyle - ✕
a community - ✕
a movement - ✕
"doing a drop" - ✕
going to explain the frog
// all sales final
no returns isn't a policy. it's a worldview.
you saw it. you wanted it. now you have it. that's the entire transaction. we can't un-ship a feeling, and we're not going to pretend we can. the size chart was right there. it's always right there.
you've now read the about page. that's more than most relationships get.
go outside. wear the shirt. tell no one where it's from.
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